Tim Botkins News:

For those wishing to become a member of the Tim Botkins Family, please submit a formal request (no less then 10-pages in length) to the Board of Directors including previous experience in drinking, destruction, and overall mayhem. All candidates will need to be well-versed in how to ruin an innocent bystanders vacation at the expense of a quick laugh for ones self.

Favorite Tim Botkins Quotes:

“Come on Waco… don’t act like you haven’t done this before” – Nate (addressing Waco while he digs a hole for the mortar tube)

“Sorry Officer… I was not aware that you could not go 35mph through a ‘no-wake’ zone.” – Mark Higgins (addressing a Michigan Police Officer, who traveled across the entire lake trying to catch up to him to enforce a citation)